Video of the President calling Kanye a Jackass

This is hilarious, but he is just keeping it 100!





This is the kind of President we've been needing!

I WANT OBAMA TO FAIL!

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This is a statement made by uber right-wing conservative Rush Limbaugh on the Sean Hannity show.

WE PRESENT TO YOU, THE NEW PRESIDENT...

....OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

Oprah possibly the next Ambassador to South Africa

Jan. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Oprah Winfrey may be appointed U.S. ambassador to South Africa, the Mail & Guardian reported, citing an unidentified official in the U.S. embassy.
Winfrey may replace Eric Bost, the Johannesburg-based newspaper said.
Winfrey hosts a popular TV show in the U.S. and owns a school in South Africa known as the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls.

President Obama Plans to hold on to the Blackberry

January 16, 2009 (Computerworld) President-elect Barack Obama told CNN Today, he planned to "hang onto" his beloved BlackBerry, but did not explain how he would overcome legal and security concerns.

The revelation came in an interview with CNN's John King in which Obama said, "I think we're going to be able to beat this back."

"I think we're going to be able to hang onto one of these. My working assumption, and this is not new, is that anything I write on an e-mail could end up being on CNN," Obama said.
"So I make sure to think before I press 'send'," he said.

But the president-elect, who will take office next week, said his favorite smartphone was an important tool for him to keep in touch.

"It's just one tool among a number of tools that I'm trying to use, to break out of the bubble, to make sure that people can still reach me," he told CNN.

"If I'm doing something stupid, somebody in Chicago can send me an e-mail and say, 'What are you doing?'

"I want to be able to have voices, other than the people who are immediately working for me, be able to reach out and send me a message about what's happening in America."

President Obama Has to Move Himself....

Barack Obama is sworn in on Jan. 20, he and his family will move into the White House. But how exactly will the president-elect get all his belongings into his new home? Will he hire movers?
Yes. The president-elect is responsible for arranging transportation for his furniture, clothes, and personal effects from Chicago to a White House storage facility in Maryland (where they also keep antiques, Easter decorations, paintings, etc.). The Secret Service oversees the whole process, which usually happens the week before the inauguration. It provides an escort for the moving vehicles and screens all items—books, desks, chairs—before they enter the facility. But Obama has to cover the transportation costs, either with personal funds or money raised for his campaign or transition.

Once the incoming president's stuff is on White House grounds, the residence staff takes custody of his possessions. The chief usher, who coordinates move-in day, provides the staff with White House floor plans and photos that indicate where each item goes.* (The first time Obama visited the White House post-election, he and the chief usher discussed furniture arrangements, food preferences, and other logistical issues.)

Obama's 10 Official Inauguration balls

--Biden Home States Inaugural Ball - Delaware and Pennsylvania invited guests; Walter E. Washington Convention Center.

--Youth Inaugural Ball - Young Americans ages 18 to 35; Washington Hilton.--Obama Home States Inaugural Ball - Illinois and Hawaii invited guests; Walter E. Washington Convention Center.

--Eastern Inaugural Ball - CT, ME, MA, NH, RI, VT, PR and USVI invited guests; Union Station.

--Mid-Atlantic Inaugural Ball - MD, VA, DC, NY, NJ and WV invited guests; Walter E. Washington Convention Center.

--Midwest Inaugural Ball - KS, IN, IA, MI, MN, ND, NE, OH, SD, WI and MO invited guests; Walter E. Washington Convention Center.--Southern Inaugural Ball - AL, AR, FL, GA, KY, LA, MS, NC, SC, TN and TX invited guests; National Guard Armory.

--Western Inaugural Ball - AK, CA, ID, MT, OR, WA, WY, AZ, CO, NV, NM, UT, OK, GUAM/AS invited guests; Walter E. Washington Convention Center.--Neighborhood Inaugural Ball - DC residents, additional guests; Walter E. Washington Convention Center.--Commander-in-Chief's Inaugural Ball -- Enlisted active-duty and reserve military; National Building Museum.